Firstly I'd like to introduce myself, the name's Graham "Seawall" Sawell: Long-time member, long-time burner of these here parts. I decided recently to retire from the forum; in search of something bigger... alas your posts have inspired me to have one last contribution. Just to rest your mind, you probably wouldn't be hearing from me if it wasn't for the fact you've managed to single-handedly piss off nearly every single active friend I have on this forum.
So... let's take a look at you - young teenager who can't wait to grow up, suffers from a mild inferiority complex and counter-balances this with delusions of maturity. Meanwhile a self-destructive force within you convinces you that every single piece of fucking conversation on this god forsaken planet is relevant to or about you, not forgetting the irony behind your ignorance towards spelling and grammar. I mean, you've pretty much owned yourself throughout this entire thread - so much so it doesn't really need picking up on. But that's the fun of it!
This thread was inevitably going to pick up the festering cunts like you, the twats who feel confident in their superiority and detachment from the ironic embodiment of themselves. I can't begin to explain how dire your personal situation is... so rather; let's look at your first post in this thread:
Fair enough, establishing ground through expansion of OP... But wait? "I'm a chav"? WHAT THE FUCK. I hope your pubescent brain grows to a size one day where you can comprehend the context of what you are stating... not only have you fucking lodged yourself in the social category of the biggest cunts to roam earth, but there is also a sense of pride and even boasting implied... as if you are proud to carry the label? The irony, of course, comes in when we realise that you're about as far as it can get from actually being a chav, because wearing Henry Lloyd and saying init and izit to your fucking "posse" when you've only just spouted your first pube puts you at a place so low on the food chain it's fucking laughable. What you in fact are, simply put; is a cunt.
You then proceed to talk about your sentence structure and how it is correct (implied through proper) another bout of irony spawned by your peanut head. By this I refer to the some 60 grammatical errors you made in posts only in this thread, and I honestly can't be fucked to sift through the spelling errors - I expect they will be in equal quantity though.
You then further your personal hypocrisy by stating how mature you are, how you can match your maturity to the level of anyone regardless of your intolerance to sub-cultures as stated only a few lines beforehand, and the fact you felt the need to preach maturity (which is a common trait of immaturity). Do you see where I'm going with this? I mean if I had to summarise your existence, it would be with a gun, because your mind, spirit, and body don't deserve their right of passage through the living.
This line:
Jesus, it's priceless... I'm actually convinced that you regurtated that line. If your life was reviewed, that sentance would probably be at the summary, along with "0.5/10".
This was hard for me to read, not because of your shit use of the English language, not because your posts are filled with hypocracy and irony. Because you're such a retard you tried you justify yourself by saying all the "cool" things you do, I mean it's textbook defence tactics... but the thing that has me break out in hives for you is the fact you don't fucking need to state them, no-one was ever having a go at you, idiot.
In essence, it goes to prove once again that this thread is directed at you, and you feel it's directed at you, and you try and defend it through attack. You couldn't screw yourself over more if you went down to a local fuck shop and pulled out the biggest black rubber cock you could find and jumped on it from 30 foot.
In conclusion:
Find the thick black wire at the back of your base unit, pull it hard until your screen goes black and never touch a personal computer for the rest of your life. Better yet, once you've done that cut the end off the black wire and touch the shiny metal bits sticking out until all you see is black, for eternity.
now piss off cus im talking chavvy language init blud i could merk your ass all day long 
