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Mu online season 21 - grand opening

AgentSmith

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u mean vibrating male chicken rings. not bad but if your sensitive like me the vibrations will feel weird on your skin.

my G/F does ann summers parties so pretty much road tested all of their equipment.
 

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stay away from the durex tingle ones tho. alrite for the guy but 75% of girls have a bad reaction to them. same with the tingle lube.. waste of time tbh
 

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Posh **** is for common people... Fancy **** is for pro's
 

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I stopped using condom ages ago, but out of all of them none really did anything more... we both reach where we want to get regardless. I couldn't give a **** as long as I come at some point. Endurance condoms are good, I would imagine they would be awesome for a premature ejaculator too, as I normally last around 30 mins but with one of those things on I can get another 10-20 mins, does make you less horny though.

Flex that tongue and fingers, for those are your tools for giving... your penis is your personal weapon.

Don't worry if you can't give her an orgasm during sex, most women can't. If I'm honest with you I've only ever managed it once, and that's because I was focused on the clitoris rather than penetration - works out to be much harder work for a sensation no different for the woman, other than re-assuring her it *is* possible to come during just takes the piss to get there. That's all for today of Graham's sex 101.
 

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those endurance ones really work a lil too good if you ask me i have used them about 4 times and each time i have not finished up. I always strap on a latex mate, couldn't handle any little mes.
 

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performa numbing lubrication works nicely but tbh all ya need is a little self control and you get the same results. ur rite hammy about most girls not being able to orgasm from penetrative sex alone.. but it helps if the girl can get herself off, least then she can give ya tips. im not sure if its down to luck, skill or just lots of practise but i never fail with my girl :) the challenge is multiples, or by different forms of stimulation. managed to finish everythin ive tried on her but not always on the first attempt i gotta admit... a couple things took quite a few attempts to get right! women, bloody complicated things.

btw this thread title shud have a PG/12 rating lol.. cant expose the little kiddies to this kinda conversation
 

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things work perfectly fine for me now, I can basically predict when my girlfriend is going to orgasm, and thats because of 5 years of an awesome relationship, and not via sleeping around with everything on 2 legs.

Only slept with her as well, nobody else, and im pretty damn sure im not missing out on anything, although people that have had loads of sexual partners probably are.
 

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i have been with the same girl for a while now and its had its good times and bad. how is it the saying goes variate is the fruit of life? is pretty much true, nothing wrong with testing the old relations ship with a little bit of flirting IF you dont believe its right for you, after all we by nature or breeders "a cancer of this planet". I like my G/F but at 21 i cannot and will not devote my life to the two of us.

i got my stroke from Ron Jeramey and it seems ok, the best lovers are the ones who pay attention and can read the signs. remember fellas its not all about you , its all about her and what she tells others you can do :ppunk:
 

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If humans are the cancer of the planet, that makes me god. ****ing bow down mortals, or i smite you.
 

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i'm not into all these different types of condoms me and my gf can never see any difference, only difference i found was that after using a "tingle" one (with added minty freshness i might add!) my wang felt like your mouth does after you brush your teeth.

good old featherlite FTW.