Class episodes only, *****es
Smithers: You can't steal power from the orphanage!
Burns: Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?
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Class episodes only, *****es
Smithers: You can't steal power from the orphanage!
Burns: Who are they going to complain to? Their parents?
Anything in general that Homer Says, heres a few
Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."
"Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle."
"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
"Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."
'To Start Press Any Key''. Where's the ANY key?
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
BEAUTIFUL
Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"I know what you're saying, Bart. When I was young, I wanted an electric football machine more than anything else in the world, and my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, goodnight."
"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
"Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman."
"Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle."
"Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races."
"I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here."
"Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?"
"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."
'To Start Press Any Key''. Where's the ANY key?
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on."
BEAUTIFUL
To start press any key. Well where's the "any" key? I see Esc, Ctarl (ctrl), and PigUp (pgup). There doesn't seem to be any any key! Phew. All this computer hacking is making me thirsty. I think I'll order a Tab. Oop! No time for that now, the computer's starting.
/Haz
/Haz
When Homer eats the chili in the chili fair and starts hallucinating. And Jasper says 'Koo koo cachoo?'
Also when Homer is going to be killed in the electric chair, and they pull the lever and loads of balloons come down from the ceiling and there's loads of music and glitter and someone goes 'You're on Frame-Up!'
I think I cried at that bit because of Homer's face.
Also when Homer is going to be killed in the electric chair, and they pull the lever and loads of balloons come down from the ceiling and there's loads of music and glitter and someone goes 'You're on Frame-Up!'
I think I cried at that bit because of Homer's face.
Farphit said:
I have been looking for the sound since it was shown
I want to make it as a text msg tone
Homer: No Tv and no Beer make Homer something something
Marge: Go Crazy
Homer: Dont mind if I doooooooooo
BH
Krusty: Hey kids! Who do you love?
Kids: Krusty!
Krusty: How much do you love me?
Kids: With all our hearts!
Krusty: What would you do if i went off the air?
Kids: We'd kill ourselves!
nuff said
Kids: Krusty!
Krusty: How much do you love me?
Kids: With all our hearts!
Krusty: What would you do if i went off the air?
Kids: We'd kill ourselves!
nuff said
Its not really that funny when I think about it, but its one of the moments about the character of Homer that just sticks in my mind. He's buying some beer and casually browsing Apu's store. He has no inclination of walking out at that point, but Apu randomly says "You havn't payed for those." and he just freaks out for no reason and runs off.
:| lol.
Turin
:| lol.
Turin
wrathofb_tches
LOMCN n00bie
cant remember the lines, but when the family go to church and homer stays home. takes a 'wizz' with the door open and sings ome funky tune in shorts lol
i can remember i dunno when:
Lisa & Bart: Mum can we go to the circus/fair
Marge: Not unless you do your chores
Homer runs in..............
Homer: Here kids ahve some money and go enjoy the circus
lol that was hoilarious runs in screamin with his wallet out
Lisa & Bart: Mum can we go to the circus/fair
Marge: Not unless you do your chores
Homer runs in..............
Homer: Here kids ahve some money and go enjoy the circus
lol that was hoilarious runs in screamin with his wallet out
Bart: Wanna reherse dad?
Homer: I don't need to reherse, Ho Ho Ho, Merry....line.
Bart: Christmas
Homer: what the, let me see that.
Homer: I don't need to reherse, Ho Ho Ho, Merry....line.
Bart: Christmas
Homer: what the, let me see that.
Raz0rfang said:
:lol: Classic episode.
"Ho Ho Ho! Merry Everyone"
"Ho Ho Ho Merry Fishmas"
"The doctor said i could take of the patch once a day, as long as i dont get anything in it"
Mr Burns throws fish and it hits lenny in the eye
AAH MY EYE
:lol: INTERNET BITCHES