Post your poems here...

[duckanddive]

poem about me

so big and so strong, 9 inchs too long,
enough is enough but never enough,
inserting into the hole, its deep and dark,
stick it in any further, im going to make you bark.

who wants some?

 

[Colonel]

rofl, made me laugh irl, u by ne chance talking bout your head in the 1st 2 lines?

 

[duckanddive]

No but i have a fettish

i am a gimp , so short and so horny,
look at my cat suit so jumped up and frisky,
step on me and ill bark but whip me and ill play,
lets get this show on the road and make me beg and stay

 

[Blaminator]

whered u copy n pasta tht rap from blam? lol

Copy and paste? hah!

 

[duckanddive]

My name is blaminator and i am asian gangster,
if you see me flowing down the streets ill be capping you ass with my ghetto blaster,
dont be alarmed, i am not that deadly,
but cross my path again, you will see my heavys.


blaminator is his name, hes so big and so dangerous,
he throws 12 knives at your ass so count yourself lucky.
his aim is so accurate just like his manly biceps,
but dont be fooled by his good looks, his eyes are the vigerious.

(spelling errors, doh)


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my name is blam and i like jam,
my name is blam and im from japan,
my name is blam and i have a cat name sam

 

[Vannaroth]

There was a young woman from Eeling
Who had the most peculiar feeling...
So she lay on her back...
Opened her crack...
And pissed all over the ceiling

sure its not my poem, but i felt left out, not pissing all over this thread.


<3PebbleSex.

Im from ealing

 

[Blaminator]

Im from ealing

As am I

 

[Vannaroth]

As am I

wow man we should meet some time

 

[Senture]

there was a man from china
he wasn't a very good climber
sliped on a rock
split his c*ck
now he's got a v*gina


was feeling left out too :dunce:

 

[duckanddive]

senture this, senture that,
whos afraid of a big black cat.
No balls to lick, no furnature to scratch,
give me your eyes and ill claw you like a rat.

MAHAH

 

[Senture]

MentaL has spies
MentaL likes pies
when he walkes into the mens toilets
quickly do up your flies!

:fart:

 

[duckanddive]

Senture has a small willy,
he named his little thing billy,
when he goes to the park,
he gets out his rubber shark,
he bends it over like michael does children,
oh wait here comes R kelly, with a plastic gun and some lubrication.

wee

 

[Senture]

LOL you been taking happy pills again?

 

[duckanddive]

Mental takes the happy pills, so big and so colourful,
here comes an asian clown with a bazooka and a cannon.
Bang bang goes the clown and the asian comes too,
mental things oh my gosh and joins in the fun too.


Nope

 

[Robert]

Lomcn Full of gimps
Elite Geeks, Wanabee Pimps
IrL Meight 24/7 Yo
FTW Meight now Fo

Milo and Blam, Farril and Tai
pwned meight, kthnbai
A bunch of sados we certainly are
I stole the wheels off floyds car

general off topic what a place
a bunch of losers putting a smile on my face
making **** threads, post your poems here
is this a poem? no ****ing idea.

 

[Salad]

Lomcn Full of gimps
Elite Geeks, Wanabee Pimps
IrL Meight 24/7 Yo
FTW Meight now Fo

Milo and Blam, Farril and Tai
pwned meight, kthnbai
A bunch of sados we certainly are
I stole the wheels off floyds car

general off topic what a place
a bunch of losers putting a smile on my face
making **** threads, post your poems here
is this a poem? no ****ing idea.

Nice you stole my poem off msn. hoe

 

[Senture]

Nice you stole my poem off msn. hoe

lmao nice

love the sig salad since i hate salad with a passion :tongue1:

 

[Grim]

Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
All my base are belong to you

Geek humour <3

 

[Salad]

lmao nice

love the sig salad since i hate salad with a passion :tongue1:

You love me really :cray: :cray: :cray:

 

[Senture]

i didn't say anything about yo, i just said i hate salad :tongue1: